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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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I hate who I am

svveden:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that it made you want to cry

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stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

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fasterfood:

started from the bottom now we are lost and looking for directions back to the bottom

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